Girl Poem # 1

I know a girl who’s really hot
And though I’ve really tried,
I can’t get her to like me
Or just go for a ride.

I try to go and talk to her
But then my tongue is tied.
I tried to sing but no sound came
And now she thinks me lame.

I’ve also tried to impress her
With my dizzying intellect.
But when I try to talk real smart
My words are all a wreck.

I give her some good muscles
And prove that I’m a man.
But all she does is chuckle-
I can tell she’s not a fan.

We all went to a party
Where we all played kissing games.
I’m glad I got to kiss her
Though again she thought me lame.

I wasn’t very lucky
‘Cause she didn’t kiss me back.
I guess really it’s because
Of the romance I lack...